So I was at this cast party for the show I’m doing and we were playing cards against humanity and someone put in “the female orgasm” and this kinda douchey guy was like “isn’t that a myth? I’m pretty sure that’s a myth.” And I was like
"You think it is"
Long story short the whole room exploded and I got about 28 fist bumps and I’m pretty sure I’m legendary now
so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories
and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them
suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT